Girls

Not that girls are any better than boys. Girls can be so catty! I have one in particular that just cannot be pleased. Two weeks ago she said, "I hate this class. I mean, I like doing projects but studying history is so boring." Now, today, she tells me, "I really hate this project. I'm not gonna lie." It's a good thing I DON'T REALLY CARE! Some of these girls are just so grouchy about everything. Pep assembly? Lame. Better at another school. Bon Fire? Lame. Better at another school. Girl brings knife to bonfire. My question: "Did she get caught?" Student response (student who was being threatened, mind you): "No! I wasn't gonna rat her out," (all the while looking at me like I may possibly be dumber than algae.) Anyone else's clothes besides their own? Lame. Any books besides the ones they like? Lame. Any songs other than the ones they like? Lame. What a sad existence! They are unable to have any fun because they are so worried about being grown up when really they sound like little girls. They try to act cool, when really, they fear standing out. To all you girls out there, LOOSEN UP! Don't take yourselves so seriously. Be a little dorky. Have some quirks. Be mysterious. Just stop being so lame!